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***SECRET JOKES AREA***
ADDISON TYRE CENTRE STAFF ONLY
Ostrich joke
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will be £9.40 please," she says and the man reaches into his
pocket and pulls out the exact amount for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact amount.
For a while this becomes routine until the two enter again later in the
week. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this time it's a treat, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
salad," says the man.
" Yep! Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be £32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact amount out of his pocket and places
it on the table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.
How do you manage to always come up with the exact money from your
pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was clearing the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.
My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just
put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be
there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
couple of million pounds or something, but you'll always be as rich as
you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a pint of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and replies, "My second wish was for a tall bird
with a big arse and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
Ever heard the saying "up shit creek without a paddle!"
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Don't get a talking parrot!
Woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20.
"Why is it so cheap?" asks the woman.
"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity".
"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,
"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".
So, she buys the parrot and takes him home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around
and squawks at the woman. "f*** me, a new brothel and a new madam".
"I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.
"Un f**king-believable. A new brothel, a new madam,
and now two new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.
"Mum, tell your parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the
girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman's husband Steve comes home.
"In f**king-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the
same old clients ..... How ya doin', Steve?"
A Jewish boy has been born with no eye lid. Doctors are going to operate using old foreskins but his mum's worried he might turn out cock eyed.
Undertakers have
announced that when Michael Jackson dies he will be melted
down to make plastic toys, so kids can play with him for a change.
Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visiting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus
A lesbian goes to the doctors,
and the doctor says that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen
thank you, replied the lesbian, I have a woman in twice a week!
Why do women have orgasm’s?
So they can moan even when they're enjoying themselves.
Chris Tarrant: "For £32,000 what is the colour of the
hairs on your wife’s fanny? Is it
A.Brown
B.Red
C.Blonde
D.Black"
Paddy says: "Can I phone a friend?
Council Job
A guy goes to the Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him
"Have you been in the armed services?"
"Yes" he says "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says "That will give you extra points toward employment"
and then asks "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy "OK. I can hire you right now. The hours
are from 8:00 AM. to 4:00 PM
You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00AM."
The guy is puzzled and says "If the hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00PM
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 AM? "
"This is a council job" the interviewer replies. "For the first two
hours we sit around scratching our balls.......no point in you coming in
for that. "
A blind man walks into a
restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner,
walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry
sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and
order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish
pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind
man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork
to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed
potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he
walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the
owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The
blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the
blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu
again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't
recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner
again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells
great, I take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli. Once
again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind
man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the
next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following
week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to
the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around
your vagina before I take it to the blind man." Mary
complies and hands her husband the fork back.
As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready
and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you
and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man
puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey
I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
A young teenaged
girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from
her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group
of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were
instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who
should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma. The
young girl was frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked
curiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let
grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some
people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for
some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I’ll have some myself," she
continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer
made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he
got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But you’re
so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny... I just remove my
dentures and suck ‘em dry!"
A man entered a restaurant and
sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the
spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached
into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it
on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters
here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert
visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our
diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean
spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he
commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you
have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same
Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time
washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other
end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I
simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to
work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need
to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis
back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the
spoon."
Onions & Christmas trees
A family is at the dinner
table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well,
son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In
her
30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50,
they are like onions".
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum,
how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his
30s
and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s,
it is
like a Christmas tree".
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits
down and places the bag on the counter. The
bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little
man, about one foot high and sets him on the
counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out
a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He
reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny
piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts
playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
"Where on earth did you get that?" says the
bartender. The man responds by reaching into the
paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He
hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's
a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing
before him. "I will grant you one wish.
Just one wish...each person is only allowed one!"
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating
he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moment s
later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon
followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and
they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know,
I think your genie's a little deaf. I
asked
fo r a million bucks,
not a million ducks." "No shit
!!" says the man, "Do you really think I
asked for a
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*** Many thanks to Vincent Cox my old mate for sending me most of these jokes all the way from down under Australia! ***
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